I mean, assuming you’ll still be alive at 70. Yeah it’s pretty old. Children are high maintenance and need a lot of energy. Best of luck to you and your new family.
Scrambled Eggs
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Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Technology@lemmy.world•Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’ | TechCrunchEnglish9·2 days agoLol we all know trump would put pharmaceuticals on the exemption list.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Technology@lemmy.world•Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’ | TechCrunchEnglish2·2 days agoThe only reason musk would want this is to put his name officially on ideas he bought. Presumably on patents and whatnot.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Technology@lemmy.world•AI slop farms are churning out fake heartwarming videos about Trump figures.English101·4 days agoOf course it’s AI. It doesn’t happen in real life
I once thought I had two fierce wolves inside me. Turns out I just ate too much taco bell.
Sounds like a Pokemon
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How are my fellow Americans preparing for the upcoming apocalypse?English18·11 days agoGonna lay down and die.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto World News@lemmy.world•No explanation from White House why tiny Aussie island's tariffs are nearly triple the rest of Australia'sEnglish5·12 days agoIt’s obvious that he thinks the McDonald Island is where the fastfood chain gets their food. Since McDonald’s is America’s favorite and only source of food according to trump (probably) and since tariffs pay America, he’s thinking he’s going to make us rich. Everyone eats McDonald’s which obviously comes from the McDonald Island. They pay the tariffs and Americans get rich. Art of the deal.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Technology@lemmy.world•Musk 'Pressured' Reddit CEO to Silence DOGE Critics, Leaving Moderators Outraged: Report.English26·18 days agoThat’s why I’m here. Whatever musk touches turns to shit.
Unexpected world peace. Everyone unites under a common enemy.