Damn, my blade was also made by autistic cows dude, what are the odds!

You could have written UDDER!

All cool but that’s too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting

And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ

He used to be one, now he’s just ve-gone

It cuts and toasts!

You never say no to bacta

Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong

Fortunately the wisher is indistinguishable from a behavioral perspective of a P-Zombie, so they can still make wishes

I prefer to run subatomic Linux

POOF

Wish 1: Delete your self (the genie deletes your sense of self)

I don’t know what’s the hate with edge, it works wonderfully for an average user, it’s fully configurable with add-ons and handles security policies really well

The AI integration might be a bit over the top but nothing you can’t disable in your side

Really I don’t see why you guys pile on so much on it

Yup, inciting domestic terrorism

Good job guys, well done

Holy shit

This is some advanced level gourmet dad joke

You can literally buy an excellent phone that will last you for 3-4 years for less that 400 USD, hell I’d say it’s even better for the environment to buy used or refurbished phones and save even more money

But these are made in china…

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Paper exists, just saying

600 euros? That’s like 700 USD

Remind me again, wasn’t like 80% of the American population on the verge of poverty and homelessness if a 500 USD emergency happened?

Who’s benefiting from this?

These childish regarded takes is why collectivists fail everyone and never achieve anything that is either positive or worthwhile. Lots of fantastic narratives where “power” is seized, too weak to actually take it.

I thank my lucky stars such is the case, we truly live in the best of possible worlds