(Not a direct quote, just paraphrasing):

IDF claims all 12 aid workers will be returned to their home countries

SoMeHoW, I don’t believe them. They certainly won’t be returned with all their bones intact

Chapter Master: Adeptus Dominus

Essentially a free, fan-made 40k game originally made like 20 years ago by one guy who has since moved on. Now it’s a small team who drop semi-regular updates on github. Also, it runs on Linux

Probably sounds better in Ukrainian but “Operation Spider-web” is still fucking badass

Clue (1985)

Who would you rather have as a surgeon? The one who did all their coursework by hand and graduated with Bs or the straight-A superstar who got a full ride to John Hopkins by using ChatGPT and just hiding their tracks better than the rest of the class? I’m not saying those are the only two options, but there’s definitely a reason we shouldn’t be so cavalier with cheating

Grond

“To be honest with you Diane, I’m surprised”

Oh no. Anyway

Don’t get me wrong, they get points for the Coolness Factor, but am I the only one who thinks this is genuinely a terrible design for a mug? Like, I have a hard enough time getting the coffee rings out of my cylindrical mugs, I don’t even want to imagine the finger cramps I’d get trying to clean this one (or worse, the mold that would certainly grow if I didn’t deep clean it every time)

This is me. And this is Stalin. We’re married

Would and have

It’s a new and frightening world out there

Obviously. Everyone in my head says I’m hilarious

I’ll give you 3 guesses

I was in Spirit Halloween yesterday and they had a Hawk Tuah costume (it was like a handyman jumpsuit that said something like “Hawk Tuah Lubricants”)

While I do admit that the latter option is much funnier, it’s probably the former. That or they built all the above-ground rooms perfectly to scale, but didn’t know the exact layout of the service/security tunnels? Idk, but that is definitely an odd choice of wording

That was a great explanation, thank you

Did you bring the buttfor?

GROND!

We can only hope