Does anyone really go through life without a hurricane brisket? I’ve also started keeping a freeze brisket just in case. Plus my generic emergency brisket and my weekly brisket.
Does anyone really go through life without a hurricane brisket? I’ve also started keeping a freeze brisket just in case. Plus my generic emergency brisket and my weekly brisket.
From the book The Chronicles of Mad Maxine and from Dark Side of the Ring S01E06.
I’m partial to El Cerrito Taqueria on 249 during the day because they only serve breakfast and lunch. Any other time (literally, it’s 24 hours a day) is Taqueria Ruby. There’s a dim sum joint in Chinatown called Golden Dumpling that’s pretty dope. It’s cash only. Thien Thanh is pretty great if you’re into Vietnamese food, also cash only. I think every decent barbecue joint has been covered by a hundred TV shows. Xochi downtown if you’re looking for upscale Oaxacan food. You can’t really go wrong downtown because they’re all fighting for your business. There’s a dude that sells tamales at the bars in Spring and between 6 and Cypress on the northwest side of town. There’s a little too much masa for my particular taste but he’s a great guy, they’re delicious, and he sells homemade red sauce and green sauce by the jar. Tony’s New York Pizza is really good and the only place I’ll go for real New York style pizza. I lived up there for a while and this scratches the itch.
If you want a little more well known, Pinkerton’s Barbecue is good. Texas de Brazil is spendy but if I died there I’d die happy. Burns BBQ is really good. Truth is really good. Don’t go to Papas or Spring Creek. They’re fine, but they’re only one step better than going to an Applebee’s.
I know there are others but it’s 6am and I was out until almost 3 drinking. Good luck!
Happy treason day! My ancestors fought to make sure we didn’t have to live under a monarch. SCOTUS would do well to remember that.
Y’all only get to hear about our shitty politicians, and they do suck diseased horse wang. However, there’s a lot of cool shit to do and a lot of cool people to hang out with.
“Come to Texas! We have Mexican and TexMex food, delicious brisket, and some drunk idiot will blow shit up for your entertainment! Just don’t come if you’re pregnant and planning to get an abortion.”
Uncle Nub (yes, that was a real person) would be proud of me for bringing people to watch that and eat.
I didn’t have a chance to be this year, but I’m usually that uncle. I’ve also been known to repackage individual fireworks into much larger fireworks. I used to make thermite but I’m too nervous for that now.
I do take safety precautions and the kids don’t get to play with the shit that will blow you up. If an adult wants to blow off their fingers that’s their problem.
Blasting a bucket into orbit is fun!
My arteries are so strong that you could shoot me with the breakfast gun and I wouldn’t spring a leak.
Well according to commercials from the 80s when I was a kid that’s part of a balanced breakfast.
Halfway through there’s a drunk woman and her reluctant husband/boyfriend/male friend/drafted stranger who sings “Picture” by Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow.
Can they do that to the crime that has affected the greatest number of people and caused the greatest amount of lost money? Because that’s wage theft and it’s probably the only way I’d be cool with it.
Bill’s whole show is just people running around in huge puppet heads chanting that interspersed with Three Little Pigs.
I highly recommend it. Even I had a hard time being drunk while sweating everything out due to the heavy cardio.
“Not by the hair on my dick, fuckface!”
I think Green Jellÿ should use that.
I got on ICQ in 97 or 98 to keep up with friends from a MUD and mine was 7 digits. I haven’t logged into it in over a decade because when I went back to see if anyone from the old game was around none ever showed up online.
Came here to say this. I’ve worked on systems for a restaurant on the beach and it was corroded as hell. We had the wireless access points in cheap “weatherproof” boxes and they got corroded. We replaced them once a year or so because it was so bad.
I take B vitamins because I don’t feel like a dirt grub after a bender. I’m not worried about living longer or I wouldn’t go on benders. I just want to feel good while I’m here.
Best utility belt, best Batman, best Catwoman, second best Catwoman, second best Joker…1966 Batman was awesome.
It’s unique in it’s looks.
That’s what they said about me.
You’re both right! It started as 7 for the default and changed to 5 because 7 was also the default for the parallel port.
Are you ok? Do I need to send brisket? My smallest packer is 14lbs. I don’t want you to run out, friend!