Nah truth was actually well spoken and was a decent leader. He’d be regret.

“Mhmm”

Porn.

Though they got rid of my favorite category so I’ve been using it less.

Praise the noodley appendage! Ramen

My wifi name has been “Not yours” for 12 years

Charge box

That’s the joke.

All of the top comments are from people who prefer tellers over self checkout.

I know I’m in the minority but I prefer self checkout so I don’t have to talk to people. Same reason I quit customer service work. I do not want to hear about your day I want to pay for my shit and leave.

It used to be 5th hour about a decade ago but DeWine be DeWining

No they need therapy not another spouse. They shouldn’t have a spouse at all until they’ve fixed their own insecurities.

WKYK referenced. RIP Trevor Moore.

Fair enough. Odd, but fair.

And my dick is bigger than your ego. What’s your point?

Good? Stay off the fucking mountain. It’s already been littered with human trash and bodies. It’s no longer a milestone it’s a human trash collector. Fuck him.

Reject modernity embrace the speed at which lobsters die.

Recently became sous chef at the kitchen I work in. Constantly felt like I wasn’t good enough and so I’ve been putting more responsibility on myself to make sure things are done correctly.

Yesterday I coordinated our mother’s day buffet and it went perfectly. No hiccups, no running out of items. Even got acknowledged by my chef for doing such a good job. Felt pretty great.

This kind of content is what pushes them to those grifters though.

This is what makes it political

Someone else made the argument that this is common in other species but that argument goes out the window with the comment made in this picture.

They deliberately made this about feminism and that’s what I’m referring to here.

I’m not some fuckin moron who thinks the female shark ate the male because “girl power”