The crab will consume all. I need to get out of software development before I can’t hide any longer.

That was 8 years ago, and now he has a crab avatar…

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Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.

The images are not actually the captcha. They’ve used other methods and tools to verify your authenticity, then they force you to help train their image recognition AI under the guise of it being the actual captcha. Its Distributed Forced Labor, and Google has been using captchas to do this for decades. Remeber the picture-of-two-words captcha? One word was always squiggly and the other was not. The squiggly word was the real captcha, the other word was from a scanned book and you were helping to train their OCR algorithms.

I disagree. The teabag is a welcome replacement to having to have yet another unitasker in the kitchen.

No, that complicates things way too much. Simplicity in design is beauty. A real engineer would recognize the tag on the string not only as a point a confusion, but also a superfluous feature. Simply remove it. The end user will have to use a spoon supplied by themselves to remove the teabag, but thats their problem. At least there is actually tea in the cup at that point.

All metrics are terrible when used for anything other than objective analysis

Ive heard of stories where people would have an imposed test coverage percentage requirement… and they would just have a single dummy method that printed “.” to the console thousands of times. They then have a single test for that one method, and whenever their codebase grows to big, they add more lines to it so that the dummy method has enough lines to meet the test coverage requirement.

One time when I was contracting and my company was in the middle of a merger I had to do triple time keeping; client, old company, new company, all on different systems, two of which were ancient hr software from the 90s for some reason still in use 5 years ago. Its at that point I just started blanket logging 6 hours per day on whatever project I could think of at the moment.

In my first programming job, I would actually do code reviews by pausing my own work, pulling their branch and building it locally, then using debug mode to step through every changed or added line of code looking for bugs, unaccounted for edge cases, and code quality issues.

…I dont do that anymore, I now go “looks good to me” even on 10 line reviews.

Are you logged in? Elon took away lurkers’ ability to view replies or look at profiles a while ago. Without an account all you can do is see tweets that you were given a direct link for.

No fiting. IS always goes at the start of names for booleans you are correct

Thas not the AI though, thats a snippet from an article about how google search is shit now

BigBroLookDOTcom could be a reference to Orwell’s 1948, rather than porn.

No, the strategy is to let potential martyrs rot in prison until people forgot about them. THEN poison them. I guess Putin just felt like it had been long enough.

Btw my favorite theory is that they are some kind of dice for a game. The little nubbins on the corners would help them bounce around better.

Archeologists when we’re ancient:

“Wtf is these?”

“I dunno but I bet my mum could knit a glove with it”

Man i really miss old reddit, what a shame. I hope lemmy continues to grow, none of my hobbies have active communities yet like they do on redddit

Im pretty sure that meta purposefully makes the mobile websites for all their products as shit as possible to get people to use the real apps instead

“ChatGPT sucks at something it wasn’t trained to do”

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