Lord of the Rings but Legolas has a sniper rifle

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That combination of consonant and vowel sounds is just naturally pleasing in a humorous way IMO 😁

Witch King of Angmar marked himself safe from any man

Here’s hoping! 🤞

Unfortunately, spaceships are mostly for bad guys now. A tendency that’ll only get worse once the simultaneously richest and most cringetastic billionaire in history is about to be the de facto president 😮‍💨

Guess what? People aren’t their families and we don’t know what his relationship with them is.

He may well not be on the best of terms with the rich members of his family, being the good kind of class traitor and all…

As long as you didn’t meet anyone named Martin Swanson at age 13…

I mean, it’s a defamation case. If not for his own words defaming them, what WOULD they use to advance their case? Puppets?

That being said, I’m crossing everything except the streams that he’ll finally see some consequences for one of the many crimes he’s bragged about or, as in this case COMMITTED while on live national TV 🤞🤞

That reminds me of my weirdest reaction meme:

And my axe!

we have no intelligence or observations (…) we don’t know. We have not been able to locate or identify

They have no clue by their own admission.

To claim that what amounts to a literal UFO might belong to a hostile actor just because you don’t know that it doesn’t is irresponsible at best, scaremongering jingoism at worst.

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Yeah. Y’all Qaeda may have a different god than the Iranian regime, but how they want to treat women and minorities is basically identical.

Vermin Supreme is close enough that at any given time he could theoretically be in New York.

I don’t know whether you’re trying to scare New Yorkers or pique the interest of Schrödinger groupies 🤔

And Lesotho is of course just the original indigenous name for Peru

Surprisingly, it’s Bulgarian.

Judging by the video, she’ll be behaving more like a witcher, with the two swords, the signs, and the potion quaffing. If they hold to that and also let her keep her “short teleport” move from TW3, I’m looking forward to it 🙂

Yeah, I’d have preferred making my own character too but, failing that, a great character that’s already established in the series and has been a lot of fun playing as so far ain’t bad either!

Besides, they’ve already established some of her signature abilities and had people play as her in some of the previous game, kicking the familiarity up an extra notch.

Is this really a rhetorical question?