You’re just making it worse.
You’re just making it worse.
I would have sex with this bumper sticker.
This is almost as bad as instead of being the son of an elected official you were actually the President of the United States after admitting on camera that you’ve sexually assaulted women, some married, or been caught on camera coked out partying with a pedophile.
Conair was always my favorite
Banner? Why? What’d she do?
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hanging from a pigeon wing
That’s the joke :)
Independence Day
Put a quarter in the swear jar.
I’m playing a game called “eat and drink my childhood trauma.”
40 is the new 50.
Now those are REAL starship captains.
This joke plays on a pun between “pain” (pronounced like “pan” in French) which means bread in French, and “pain”, which is a negative sensory response to physical trauma. The humor suggests that being around French people eating baguettes makes you feel better because they are “pain killers” in a literal sense, providing comfort and enjoyment through the shared experience of eating bread.
unzips
Cordless stick vacuum. Roomba’s don’t do as well with ash because of the spinning brush.
Now do WilFred Flintstone