Learn to swim

…in meth.

What the hell else is there? Good luck getting universities using OpenOffice

Spotify app sucks in the sense that they keep refining their UI to reduce the number of buttons on the bottom of the screen. When it first started they were five, then after a while there became four. I got used to where everything was, so of course with the recent update there now three so I have no freaking idea what is what.

This is a rough one.

Yup. Turning 40 next month. Was having some terrible headaches and neck pain. Low-impact cardio really helps with all of that. Also making sure you sleep well and have pillows that contour to your neck.

All of the year 2020 was just like that movie “Outbreak” with Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo

It was probably just cause the OP didn’t comment the word “cockleburrs” into the thread within 30 minutes of posting, which as you all know is an egregious violation of rule #15.

Can’t get fooled again.

Lol. They weren’t all mine. I bought one for wife, a couple more for wife’s family. They didn’t all die at once, each lasted about a year and I’d replace them until I was like… wait a minute

They should have just given the money to good moderators that clean up their shitty platform

I have owned probably a dozen Fitbits over the years.

Not coincidentally, I own a dozen dead Fitbits.

Honestly you are better off buying the cheapest Chinese product on Amazon. Fitbits are pure fucking diarrhea in wearable form, and I eagerly await the class action lawsuit.

• Many humans reported an issue where their children would cry in the middle of the night. This has been fixed.

• Fixed many other issues that were preventing a full night’s sleep.

I think it’s so weird how Valve announced this game.

“Hey, this is Counter Strike 2, over twenty years in the making. Let’s start by explaining volumetric smoke grenades.”

Valve used to be able to harness the power of hype for its games, not treat them like upgrades or patches.