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  • altphoto@lemmy.todaytomemes@lemmy.worldAccurate description of me
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    15 days ago

    I thought they renamed that infernal thing to something else. It’s at the tip of my tongue. Like what’s at the end of a table. Or if you’re real nervous you’re at an? A sword has two of them? That’s where the bleeding is at.

    Ah something stupid like that. What was that deepshit company that made this browser anyway? Something to do with a house…it has a door and a…? You can jump out the?.. It’s dark in here let’s open a?..an elevator usually has no?..ah probably something stupid.





  • Heck yeah, it will crash! It has office 365! It probably can’t drive straight in the freeway…

    …ohhh, yes officer, my car can’t drive in a perfectly vertical or horizontal orientation. Only slightly off horizontal or vertical. Yes we purchased several of these same cars and they only drive straight right out of the lot before the steering wheel is touched. They only turn in 1degree increments. Yes that’s why I hit the other car! This car can only park in 1ft increments!










  • We in engineering are allowed to use whatever the heck we want so long as IT agrees that it is useful and safe and costs less than other options.

    So we run a bunch of open source stuff. But the biggest one is Python. We connect arduinos and rpies to run complex machines. Meanwhile CAD runs on windows unfortunately along with all the bullshit spreadsheet, word and PowerPoint.

    Linux is awesome and I see Windows day’s numbered. So long piece of shit obsolescence software! One day you will be no more.


  • Scan that shit and give it to an AI. Then let AI listen in to the trial. If the people of the jury doesn’t agree then that law is bullshit and piled on the bullshit law list. Anyone then running for senator is forced to read all bullshit laws and summarize them. If elected, you cannot participate on anything else until you have fixed at least 10 bullshit laws of your own, then and only then your term starts and it ends as counted from the moment you start working on your first bullshit law. If you haven’t completed 10 such laws by the end of your term you will be held liable for competing the 10 law requirement by paying your full yearly salary for the amount of time required to have someone else do it, or in full if you don’t want to fix any laws or you will be put in jail until you complete your 10 laws.

    This will work as a deterrent for dumb ass senators and it will reduce the number of bullshit laws significantly and quickly. Additionally, having AI in the trial, people will realize that filling in the blank is literally what AI does. It doesn’t think. It just reads thru the bullshit and gives you bullshit back.