A…fleshy?!

Specify if comic sans! You got me!

How dare you!

Sloths and praying mantis’ can fuck right off, they give me the creeps!

You really did get used to it in the sense that I don’t remember it making me sick to be around it(my parents, aunt and grandma all smoked around me from birth to about 14 when I was diagnosed with asthma). But now if I’m around any cigarette smoke at all I’m sick for at least a week (congestion, cough, sinus shit) and I don’t know how I rode in a car as a child with 4 adults ripping butts. Disgusting.

Background-sleep-noise people unite! I have a sound app that has tons of options, like boiling mud is a choice, but no star trek warp core! What a missed opportunity, I wonder if I would prefer it to the"red noise" option I use 🤔

I’m late to the party but thought I’d share anyway…

Five Captains Logs!

So maybe start with three dozen tribbles, but as the 12 days progress, the tribbles increase, 4 hundred tribbles, 5 thousand tribbles, 6 million tribbles, and something else has to replace the prior tribble day? I don’t know but it’s cracking me up!

How’s about three trombone solos?

You are a treasure!

Amazing!

“I’ve been on fire, and yet I’ve still stayed frozen”

CAKE No Phone

Riker’s face is giving me life right now, thank you for this!

Thank you for this!

I too require assistance!