The shop has one of those penny flattener machines but it leaves the surface completely blank when it’s done.

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Final warning or they’ll give you a final warning again.

Looks like a balloon but that’s how you can tell it’s a speech bubble.

Just Fn around.

All the most useful health advice comes from thinly-disguised book ads posted by new accounts. Don’t smoke, move once in a while, sleep is good? Wow, revolutionary stuff, doc.

The icon is not a tech-related news article.

Should go for a victory parade so his new subjects can show how happy they are under his rule. Lincoln Continental convertibles get great ratings, I hear.

Because that’s where the hoop is.

Thank you for sharing this useful ANFOrmation.

Must’ve seen an example of the “good cop, bad cop” act on TV while trying to turn a couch into a loveseat with the ol’ Netflix and chill.

Two products with a major impact on the world that somehow didn’t make the list: the Boeing 767-200ER replica cockpit kit for PC flight simulators and a 5-pack of travel size box cutters.

It takes two to tango but only one to play solitaire.

Two and a half out of three, guess I’m doing all right.

Seems kinda unnecessary to give that warning, Plato’s been dead for a long time. Not too worried about him showing up for class.

…while men are willing to.

The kid would have to come out like one long strand of spaghetti unless he opts for a C-section.

Whatabout it? Not a very good comparison since Ivy Bells was minimally disruptive (by design since disruption raises likelihood of discovery). That’s like saying the USA invented surgery so it’s totally cool for Russia Shadow fleet to keep doing chainsaw amputations.

Color and armor don’t contain a “u” over here either.

What’s some cool stuff to visit in China that isn’t close to (or is upwind of) military installations or industrial centers? Asking for several thousand friends.

“Herring fart or Russian sub” is my second favorite underwater guessing game.