Anything’s a wire if you piss off the pixies badly enough.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
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They were pioneers of the “is he stupid?” meme. Sorry you had to find out this way though.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Three Chinese nationals arrested in Japan after thousands of protected hermit crabs found in suitcases | CNNEnglish32·9 days agoSpontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL there’s a historical list of sexually active popes, including notes on whether they had childrenEnglish752·10 days agoThe other list of sexually active popes (and other associated clergy) who have “had children” is stashed away in the Vatican somewhere.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your plan for the Zombie Apocalypse?English4·10 days agoProbably start eating brains. Too close to a major population center to think I’d get out and away without being bitten at least once or twice.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•someone please suggest Free ai video creator using image or textEnglish11·10 days agoHey OP, what do these entries mean to you?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Toxic tofu? How plastic waste from the west fuels food factories in IndonesiaEnglish12·11 days agoThere’s a song about this* by The Beets from 30 years ago.
* See also: Invidious instance link or mirror selection.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•When New Jersey Switches Prison Tablet Companies, I’ll Lose 10 Years of Family MemoriesEnglish1037·12 days agoThe guy he killed lost 24 years of memories.
So is your dad excited to be a grandfather?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Airborne Rabies is a real thingEnglish22·16 days agoLazy exposition dump in the trailer for the COVID-19 sequel. This will go great.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•CrowdSec vs Fail2Ban - What to use?English9·17 days agoRFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•CrowdSec vs Fail2Ban - What to use?English194·17 days agoCrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Facebook Allegedly Detected When Teen Girls Deleted Selfies So It Could Serve Them Beauty AdsEnglish31·17 days agoThe kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto IllegallySmolCats@lemmy.world•Remember to not kill Elon MuskEnglish2·18 days agoMy only question is “555555555555555555555555” and I don’t mind repeating it as often as necessary.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•3 1/4 vintage floppy cameras.English2·19 days agoI’ve still got one hooked up to a machine that’s old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it’s been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I’m one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?English27·22 days agoThe trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?English4·22 days agoMy main goal is to blow up.
All 10 of course. Rather keep it discreet though, don’t want anybody asking awkward questions about why I carry around bags of fingers, whose fingers they are, that sort of thing.