

Front right phone
Front right tiny pocket, headphones
Front left cigarettes and lighter
Rear right wallet
- I don’t wear cargo pants. Nobody should.
- if I’m wearing a shoulder bag, it’s because I’m carrying stuff other than what is already in my pockets. Like my water bottle and my laptop.
- I don’t wear things with only two pockets.
- if I’m wearing a jacket, it’s because it’s cold out, not because I need extra pockets
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