Tomtits

I don’t understand why people look up to this melt

Infinity plus 1

The Mr Bean and Wallace characters oh my days.

You’ve heard of fire, right?

They’d be sonar panels

What’s this?

Spot the monobrow?

Even if the actual killer stuck again, hitting another CEO and then confessed on live TV for both murders, people would still think (and I can say the name here) that Luigi is guilty.

Y’all are mental across the pond

Ah yeah, fair point. I didn’t consider that option

How come?

No one is complaining about when we all gain an hours sleep in Autumn

Go for it, it’ll be the size of a brick but will only need charging every 18 months

Those are rookie numbers, there’s a Kickstarter project phone - Oukitel WP100 Titan: 33,000mAh

What if I had a sound mirror? Would that save me

Shan on

The morel of the story is…

How about cooking hotdogs in a kettle?

Fish fingers in the toaster?

I’ve started leaving the bag in, the OG tea in Spain is gash, need to double bag.

Big Carrefour sells Yorkshire (for a treat) and, Mercadona sells PG Tips.

The island belongs to the dove-es