Isn’t Magneto more in the “genocide you before you genocide us” camp? Understandable, but hardly heroic.
He’s setting expectations appropriately with that shirt, what more do you want?
Your hypothetical interpretation is as generous as you can reasonably be. Some people manage to sincerely believe “He had no idea” and it’s ridiculous.
How the fuck do you hear a man say that and sincerely think “He had no idea Epstein was a pedo”?
Hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars is a small price to pay to avoid putting even the slightest amount of pressure on Israel. Imagine how awkward that might be.
For me, it’s the Rohirrim’s charge at the battle of Pelennor Fields.
It’s the coconut at the end that just makes it ^chef’s kiss^ perfect.
I’ll start my own gym. With catgirls and a second goddamn bench press rack.
So true. No gym I’ve ever been to has been willing to put in a cat ear machine.
Art history class in college was as useful as I expected, but more interesting than I expected.
I know it’s a joke, but here’s a fun fact: very few original Greek sculptures survive to today. Most/all the marble statues we’d call greek sculptures are actually Roman reproductions of the Greek originals. The Greeks used bronze, and pretty much all of them wound up getting melted down in the middle ages, since bronze is useful for other things and all the statues were derided as “pagan”.
This gives off big “The Mummy” vibes. We sure this isn’t a mummy wearing a museum curator skin suit?
Turd shipment delayed due to need for more polishing.
Biden would just veto whatev-
Nah I couldn’t even finish the sentence.
“Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don’t include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can’t accept it.”
-Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.
A new Tony Hawk Underground game set in a fascist dystopia sounds pretty sick, tbh.
The main republican objection seems to be that it needs to include “border security”, ignoring that they nuked a border bill with everything they wanted in it a few months ago because Trump asked them to. When it comes time to put up or shut up, they refuse to put up and don’t have the decency to shut up. They must think their voters are incredibly stupid.
Yeah but middle-manager orc was immediately on board. As soon as he knew he wouldn’t have to take responsibility he was just a yes-orc.
People out there are really trying to insist that swing voters are gonna think “He reminds me of grandpa when we told him he needs to stop driving. He’s got my vote.”
Yes, I know you’d still pick a braindead Biden over any version of Trump. I would too. It’s not about ability as a president, it’s about ability to get elected president. I’m sick of hearing that like it addresses a single person’s concerns about him remaining in the race.