Shamefully.

Mozilla outage going to take a 90% hit to their income without going all-in on ads and user tracking.

Prior presidents had their assets placed in blind trusts, and they didn’t know where they were invested. They didn’t even know how wealthy they were until they left office.

I love how they wake up in my backpack so they can overheat AND drain the battery at the same time.

That’s efficiency.

When the insane Emperor Caligula was killed by his Praetorian guards and they installed Claudius in his place, the first thing the new Emperor did was execute the guards involved in the assassination.

Wait until the last 2 weeks of the fiscal quarter instead of mid-cycle and the rebound bump won’t show up on their quarterly earnings, which will fuck their stock value, which is the only thing that matters to them.

As I’ve grown older and busier, I now prefer shorter games. Even when I intentionally try to play games, I may get 2-3 hours a week most weeks. A 100-hour campaign takes me a year to play through.

Yes. Immediately after the fiscal quarter ends, giving them plenty of time to make up for it when everyone who put it off for a week just buys it the next week. Because that’s when it’ll hurt, not right before they have to report numbers.

Don’t retaliate 1:1. Retaliate 5:1.

Burn the fucking bridge already.

It’s very illegal. He has already been impeached once for withdrawing military aid to Ukraine in his first term.

And you see where that got us.

The bar might get pretty ruthless for fake case citations.

Looten Plunder is President of the United States.

People don’t buy them for the price they’ll buy bigger phones. That’s it. That’s the whole story.

They have to make the phone cost $300 less to sell in meaningful numbers. Why do that when they could just not make them at all and sell fewer models at higher prices?

The EU has an official mechanism to combat economic pressure like this that includes suspension of all intellectual property from the country imposing the tarrifs.

I teach an underwater photography class at a university. One night a few years ago, we were going to do a night dive and a thunderstorm rolled in. Scuba diving and lightning don’t mix, so we had to cancel the dive.

Students were all 21 or 22, and decided they wanted to go to a local pub for dinner, and asked me to join. I decided to go, and when we got to the pub the door guy was taking his job really seriously. He was examining their IDs super close, bending them and shining a flashlight through them, etc. It was taking a while because he was doing this for each of my students.

When I got to him and started handing over my ID, he just looked at me and said, “You’re good, man.”

That’s true with a higher mortality rate.

It has killed around 10 percent of victims, so it can be spread by the rest.

Hobby Lobby also has the world’s dumbest inventory system. That is: they don’t have one. They just ring up whatever price is on the product.

It must be a fucking nightmare keeping the place stocked.

My downloads folder is a fucking mess and I’d absolutely do that.

There’s no such thing as just words.

Language is humanity’s superpower. It’s what allows us to share ideas, pass down knowledge generationaly, specialize labor, and form communities.

Words have meaning, and intentionally avoiding words that accurately describe events is incredibly harmful. There’s a reason that when a school is bombed, they call a bunch of the 13-17yo victims “military-aged males” instead of “children.”

Difficult for Android users.