https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/01/uk-government-tries-again-to-access-encrypted-apple-customer-data-report/ they don’t know when to quit

They’ve been making apocalyptic predictions at least since John the Baptist. Eventually they’ll get it right, they just might need a few hundred more guesses.

Another Tolkien quote for ya, a battle cry: “Aurë Entuluva!” (Day shall come again!)