“Elaine, if I’d a knowed that you’d a wanted to went, I’d a seen that you’d a got to get to go.”

Yup, awesome book.

Hah. I’d be happy to hear that everyone read at least one book in their lifetime.

Put him to sleep agai, with a brick.

Hitler was a maniac and a despicable person, but I seem to remember reading that he was vegetarian and at least liked dogs. Maybe he was an animal rights activist, provided that you didn’t consider humans animals.