This is why I stopped ordering from wish, I study the tracking like I’m investigating the cartel.

When a pov cuts to a shot showing both of them on screen, I’m not trying to Astral project mid wank.

Now I gotta go watch a Guru Larry video.

They’re a punk band for kids and I love them, I grew up with them, then got to watch them with my niece’s growing up, now my mates kids love them, Anthony needs to pack it in tho, he’s starting to feel creepy, the new crews pretty good tho, still feels like the wiggles even if the OGs aren’t there.

All it means is I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sakerfice.

The eerieness of that, I was 13 when 9/11 happend. You been spying on me in the past again?

Can I just tell them I watched 9/11 live? That should verify my age.

That’s because they’re fucking idiots.

That house is 100% going: “Say whaaaaaaaat!”.

Even I know that.

Well this is a new bother for me, you got the commas in the wrong spot.

It should be

Bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, bap… Ringtone.

That’s just forced perspective.

MDickie games are pretty fun.

Prime Rib

I’m blue

Can’t believe I’ve been fired

Yeah, that Janeway, murderous psychopath Janeway.

Janeway about to go full war mode on the delta quadrant.

It kinda reads like a shitty French accent speaking English.

To quote NOFX:

It’s not the right time to be sober, now the idiots have taken over.