dumbass

Carport.

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

I absolutely love it, it’s the perfect show in my opinion, I’m so glad I stumbled across it.

I was sold on it by the first episode entirely because of Oscar, he kills me with every line.

I have found and become a big fan of tv shows that I would have never had the chance to see because of piracy, one of my favourite shows ‘Corner Gas’ never once aired in my home country. Thank you piracy for helping me find good entertainment.

Aww man, not again.

My mate sent me a link to a twitter post that had the x.com link and for a moment I legit thought he sent me a porn link by accident.

Hahah beat me to it, that scene played in my head as soon as I read the name.

But… I don’t like that one…

Captains choice, yet it’s Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

A nazi party.

Is that the movie with the scene of hulk hogan riding a motorbike by a guy yeeting a dog into the river?

Stfu! Don’t give them ideas!

You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don’t sweat that fucking much, it’s not like we’re doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate… Fuck.

Would have thought that incels would of loved the Sims, or can’t they get their Sims to get any as well.

MythBusters: Ukrainian War.

That’s just because Canada hasn’t fully joined.

Israel going for the world record of breaching the Geneva Convention the most times in one war.

Well I’m Australian so yeah very slim chance of that, plus this dude uses babies as shields from the police, I think I’ll be fine.

I am one of the we.

Because the new food is bland, the leftovers still taste good to my tastebuds.

As a person with trashy neighbours who think they own the street, study how they talk to each other when they want something done then talk to them like that.

I tried being civil with my neighbours, but nothing, then one day I had a shitty day and had enough, walked to the edge of my drive, looked directly at their house and screamed " GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT OFF MY SIDE OF THE STREET OR ILL MOVE IT INTO THE FUCKING RIVER!" walked back inside and about 30 minutes later everything was moved, they behave most the time now, but whenever they try shit again I just do the same thing.

If they’re also really loud and you can hear general conversations, make sure to repeat something they know they’ve said, let’s them know you know more about them then they do about you.