

But he’s wearing an ascot! Those are rich, dignified grays! You can tell he’s rich and cultured.
…Cuz of the ascot.
Previously thefartographer@lemm.ee
But he’s wearing an ascot! Those are rich, dignified grays! You can tell he’s rich and cultured.
…Cuz of the ascot.
*Looking in the mirror after getting abandoned by another blind date who called him “shallow, bland, and aggravating” just before disappearing.*
“I have a good personality. An ascot is personality, right?”
I was gonna comment child sex trafficking, but pretty much the same idea.
An honest mistake that anyone could make
Every time you try to use an augment, you have to roll for whether the company stopped supporting the product and bricked it.
Everything up till this has been pretty ambiguous. But this one… This is the one that’ll make people squint and ask “was that really necessary, now?” Some might even wag a finger.
Bill Hicks: I guess that could work too
Oh noooooooo… Don’t bonk me again… Don’t bonk me 3 or 4 more times and pull my hair… Pleeeeaaaaasssse…
Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke’t! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!
C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today
Freedom costs a buck oh five
Refer to the hobbits as Vulcans and Gandalf as Magneto or “Picard’s friend.” Keep asking which scenes were directed by Ralph Bakshi.