A woman jumped while I was waiting for the train at my home station. It wasn’t pretty…

Piracy never gave me up, never let me down

Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

They see me rollin’, they hatin’

I think it’s also the younger users here don’t know/remember the time when all Boomers flipped their shit and thought Beanie Babies were THE ONE TRUE investment strategy. They didn’t watch their parents blow their entire retirement fund on a scam. Instead they were the ones that actually got to play with them, so naturally they look back on them fondly.

Sure, but millennials weren’t the generation that brought us things like this. They thought they could horde them to fund their kids college. I know firsthand, my mom spent hundreds of thousands on them claiming they would only go up. Now she’s got nothing. God forbid she buy a fucking savings bond.

So they’re essentially nothing but the crispy corner pieces? Fuck yes! Gimme that shit!

The spirits of the ones that he shot in the first panel are still in the gun

NFTs are just beanie babies for millenials and gen z

Hear hear

Unethical pro tip: write obviously wrong documentation, post it somewhere, and then wait for people to flame you while explaining the correct methods.

I’m ashamed to admit I’ve done that a couple of times when I was completly ignored for straight up asking how to do something.

Counterpoint: Breaking Bad season 5

I get it, it’s internet hyperbole. But dude, if that happens please fight back. Protests, voting, or god forbid gunfire if need be. But don’t just give up and die, that’s what they want.

I wish, but this seems specifically aimed at smartphones only. However, this could open the door for Nintendo to make their own eshop for Android or Apple, and I suspect that’s what the gov is going for because it would directly benefit Japanese companies at the expense of foreign ones.

• The sports festival: the number one-source of school trauma for introverts. A heinous ritual in which those with no athletic ability are shunned, and even their right to exist is stripped away. Not only during school hours, but afterward too, they are forced to perform slave labor, creating banners and practicing cheers!

• A wise man once said, any anime where they jump in the OP is a god-tier anime.

I wish I were a bird

That’s it Kuzuma!!! EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSION