You can get most of these features with a Google voice number and use it on any forwarded number

Bruh I’m still using my fls 11 license from the early '00’s and it still works. Modern hardware has made it work even better really

Deactivate-able hair follicles

Like chromatophores so you can have hair where you want and not where you don’t. Maybe it just takes a long time to transition 🤔