News rarely gets OUT of china if it is bad

Uh ohhh school “shooting” in china

Is that what they call kids these days? That explains a lot.

Oh my… I’m not sure what kind of family you grew up in…

Here’s to hoping he has a twin brother, who is equally as cool.

Billion dollar bribes? Wow

Wasn’t the last one the war to end all war? I think someone didn’t get the message.

Yes.

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So sad /s

“The findings that there is no evidence of alcohol poisoning is great news for Fiji, especially for our vital tourism industry,” he added.

Doubt.

It’s probably a good thing not to put your dick in anything from Florida.

Very few differences.

Republicans are taking notes.

Democrans? Republicrats?

Hey now, they’re just settling down, it’s not like settlers have ever wiped out an entire race just to get their land 😳

Hah! That’s good.

This is true! I’m just cracking joke about recent events.

We can’t ask the coroner what happened, because they are out on their new boat.

Think about all the hard working American CEOs!!! These people are poor because they chose not to be an American CEO.