I actually read something about this today! Funny.

Proton! They’re based in Switzerland (I believe), which is known for its privacy laws. Proton Docs is absolute shit, but it’s their newest product, so I imagine it’ll get better eventually. Their email, storage, and VPN services are fantastic and have both free and paid options.

Edit: I’m not American, just incredibly dumb…

Tsk tsk. You should try BSD instead!

Neither; use FOSS!

But in all seriousness, ads. They may be filled with trackers from big tech to try to know my every waking thought and sell them, but I have handy dandy software to deal with that.

It’s nice for viewing, but it can convolute posting. Which one do I post do? Do I cross post? Not a huge issue but still a bit annoying

My feet are cold even though I’m under a blanket…

Dont connect to wifi or ethernet. You won’t be able to make an online account without a connection

Gotta have peanut M&Ms