He was like man this guy sucks, I don’t want to live in a world where this guy has power, then dies. I feel the same dude…

I pay eight dollars for what I assumed was “fancy toothpaste”. It’s expensive. Good teeth, too bad about the fucking lead poisoning though…

Wtf!

Fail em. It’ll be hilarious to the next group of kids who see someone his age in their class. And then the next

Always liked that one.

My husband, not so much. He rolled his eyes and said oh my God…

I call that a win, folks!

Almost like investors don’t trust a fucking criminal who is manipulating the markets… How strange!

Hmmm… English, French, German, Spanish. Japanese numbers, yes, but only half that if we’re counting things (iykyk 🫤). I should learn Mandarin 1-10…

My pronunciation ofc is abysmal.

I tell it that its ideas or whatever it said were good and thanks.

Figure if I’m nice and a few others are nice, then maybe the robot apocalypse will remember that some of us were appreciative and kind to it.

Oh is Diaper Don having another one his deranged temper tantrums? How dare the world not kowtow to his genius! Don’t they understand how SMRT he is!

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Onion a little thick but fine I’ll give you that but the cheese??? Good Lord man!

What a chump. Real “tough guy” lol

10k of MY FUCKING TAX MONEY, you stupid ape!

McDonald’s do your job already. This is getting ridiculous.

Just go away Schmuckerberg…

Canada should ban twatter. It’s a Nazi disinformation and propaganda platform anyways…

I decided to adult and buy a few stocks. So far I’ve lost six hundred dollars.

Yes that doesn’t seem like a lot but I’ve never invested before and I’m not exactly rich.

Haven’t checked my retirement because I’ve never expected to be able to retire in this country. I will work till I die. Yay, American dream! 🙁

I was enjoying it till a post I randomly clicked on showed a screenshot of a post I made here and that post was apparently removed by mods…

Assuming it was the one I said everything is going to Putin’s plan— tank the economy, billionaires lap it up, the US lose allies, and the next step is just taking orders right from Russia. Apparently that was “controversial”? Lol

Putin’s bitch trying to further destabilize the world for daddy.

Good god he is so freaking stupid I can’t even…

Germany, no…