I told that to my grandma.

For $10 a month you can get the brain implant without ads.

Is it me or is mozilla kinda turning into a cunt lately

That will help them build a fuller marketing profile on you.

• Car insurance is optional
• Kids get govt subsidised dental care until they’re 18
• Most common prescriptions are $5 or free
• We did away with pennies because they’re pointless
• It’s common to go barefoot into shops and grocery stores
• Most kids in elementary school go barefoot
• Semi automatic weapons banned
• Kids get 20 hours govt subsidised daycare per week
• When you sell your car the license plate typically goes with it
• Most gas stations serve hot food and it’s good (by American standards)
• Online banking allows instant direct cross-bank money transfer, so nobody uses Paypal or Venmo
• Nobody pays by check, nobody carries around a checkbook
• It’s not unusual for public parks to have exercise equipment
• For short domestic flights, time between entering the airport and boarding the plane can be as short as 60 seconds
• The milky way is still visible in good sized towns
• Praying mantises are still common
• Money (bills and coins) feature women, nature, and explorers not war generals, bankers, and buildings.

No. Israel scientists get free pizza at lunchtime. Would you like to contribute to the pizza fund?

Most companies are satisfied with adequate workers rather than diligent and empowered workers. The latter cost too much. This is a convenient way for Amazon to cull the crew without incurring bad PR. This is why it’s often a shitshow in offices and warehouses; because the workers with self esteem and motivation either get fed up and leave or are forced out. This is just a facet of Big Capitalism.

Plop plop fizz fizz.

They don’t. They probably raised the prices just so you’d quit.

Can I do the fireworks effect or the heart baloon in RCS?

what a bunch of assholes

The message is an important one to attend to. But not every post on Lemmy requires a reminder that gaza is a genocide or that people are enabling it.

There could be a feel good story about a kitten being saved from a well and you’d somehow tie it in to gaza.

Exciting. What do you plan to spend your $2 on?

It’s a cool, cool summer.

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You seem to think there are only two outcomes: completely forgotten, or remembered with profound sadness. Those are the self-imposed limitations of one who can’t come to terms with death. Choosing to forget loved ones is a slight to their entire existence. It’s time to realign your thinking. Remember those who have passed on with happiness and joy for what they were. Let their memory bring a smile to your face. That’s how I remember and how I hope to be remembered. Choose celebration not despair.

Todd is a known bullshitter

Equine Enchephalitis

Simple words are more effective.