I have balls-scrunching anxiety.
So any kind of public speaking means I shit my pants.
I gave a presentation today & I only got scared shitless at the beginning. After those first 2mins, things went well.
Mind you, I had previously left mid-way from one such presentation with the same people, making a stupid excuse.
Felt nice.
Change of plan.
I am now schooled on preferring positive physical greetings.
But I appreciate your input.
I am average!
Hmmm…
Hmmmmmm…
Yeah, i can see what you mean.
Okay. I take that comment back.
I will consider Grindr.
@rowinxavier@lemmy.world , meet @slazer2au@lemmy.world.…
dude’s airing your dirty laundry in public.
I’m more than happy to replace him in your country. I’ll blend in ‘swimming-costume-wearing-at-lunch’ in no time.
How small does the friendship need to be for me to casually smooch all the pretty members of your society?
So you get naked for using the sauna in your home?
You sluts!
First of all,
You fuckers need to bring out your own dictionary.
Budgie smugglers? I thought that’s Australian for Gum Boots. Turns out, it kinda is actually, but for your Johnson & co.
Secondly,
When wearing a thong (the real sexy kind) in a grocery store becomes a norm in your part of planet, I’m moving there permanently.
Third,
Lunch\Cafe in your beachwear?
Bro, you should’ve started with this.
Imma land there now.
You can delete Google from your life.
But Google will never delete you from within itself.
You will live in its memory forever.
My side-chick.
Fuck.
.
Dick.
.
Cunt.
.
Take some bloody notes, Michelangelo di Lodovico!
Quit drawing titties & dicks & learn some art…and bring that boy Leonardo so that he learns something as well.
Kids these days!
I also boobs.
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Additionally, I also for legal reasons & to avoid being banished by all communities, will provide no further context.
Oh the training dildos!
Yeah, totally forgot about those fuckers.
Them too.
Glad to know your government fucks you too.
You’re my Messiah, for I have found a path.
I just might try it…for science, of course!
You know those fancy looking cheap car humidifiers that you can keep in your car?
Yeah those.
After a heavy seafood dinner, the next morning pee is strikingly yellow. Or, after eating a couple of B-complex multi vitamins.
.
.
Experimental piss-pot, here I come.
For science, of course.
It’s the same on this part of the planet.
Same suggestion to you.
Forge a new one. Make yourself younger/older, male/female, gay/ultra max gay and then use that to watch all sorts of kinky stuff.
Profit.
Great. Can you forge a new one? Get a new ID. Make yourself 10yrs younger/older.
Then watch all the porn you want.
Simple.
How you doin?