Took Aragorn that long to get kinged

Black riders on spiders

How old are these kids? Because those books get impressively eloquent as they advance, not to mention disturbing:

A creature of an older world maybe it was, whose kind, lingering in forgotten mountains cold beneath the Moon, outstayed their day, and in hideous eyrie bred this last untimely brood, apt to evil. And the Dark Lord took it, and nursed it with fell meats until it grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly; and he gave it to his servant to be his steed.

Are kids gonna love that or wonder what the hell he’s talking about? I can’t decide.

The Rob Inglis version is good, discounting his singing.

Yeah, but how can I trust that assessment if you are lowballing your looks? I think we should see. Draw a photorealistic picture of yourself and upload, and I can judge.

Or are you just selling your looks short?

I just select my precepts from the arguments on offer and try to rigidly stick to them.

Only if it’s part of the quote. In this case, because “apologies” wasn’t followed by a full stop, it doesn’t go within the quotation marks.

Put a comma after “apologies”.

The idea is that it’s a translation, so some words are just modern ones used in place of what the ‘real’ ones are.

Apart from the Mediterranean Italian Roman philosopher Tautologous the Redundant

The writing was so exemplary. And it’s one of those deals where the sequel is actually better than the first eg Gremlins, Shrek, Bad Boys

Robert Newton as Long John Silver

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷‍♂️

I think Elder Scrolls is one of those properties whose biggest detractors are its fanbase. Runescape is exactly the same, and it’s totally bizarre.

I liked Daggerfall, too, despite serious glitch issues. I just saved a lot and it was fine.

Because it was such a bad game that people gladly bought it again?

I want this sushi dinner to be the tits, Charlie!

Whassat?

Stint thy clappe und tac thy coyne!