Your first wrong assumption is the US/Israel would care about blasting apart a bunch of Americans
The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
Your first wrong assumption is the US/Israel would care about blasting apart a bunch of Americans
I’m more proud to be Costa Rican than to be American at this point. Something like 95+% of our electricity comes from green energy, and we have a goal to achieve 100% in a short timeline. We also have fantastic food and produce.
Another fun fact is that the government owns an alcohol distillery that was set up in an attempt to curb illicit distilling in the 50s. It’s now a point of national pride. The distillery is FANAL, they make Cacique
Nothing in the spell says they don’t. By contrast, Wild Shape
Your game statistics are replaced by the statistics of the beast, but you retain your alignment, personality, and Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma scores.
Also, a pile of dust doesn’t have a stat block because it’s an object. It’s not even sentient. But if you really really want to play as a lifeless pile of dust, knock yourself out.
I see where JD Vance gets it from
I would argue that by this logic, your ability scores also fall to 0, killing you
Shrek 2, unironically
Also Sucker Punch and Tron Legacy
I’ve been driving for well over a decade, nearing two. I hate every minute of it. Honestly, I hate other drivers more than driving itself. Trust no one, assume everyone is out to kill you because half of them are.
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They have layers, like ogres
You can get a wax seal kit for that much. I have a whole set now, but I seal absolutely everything. All you need is a candle, a wax melting spoon, a seal, and sealing wax
Blue laws are a joke. In many states you can’t show underboob
Also, notice it’s only fem presenting nipples
The latter since due to ADHD and trauma I’m basically already there 🙃
Blue laws are hell to work around as a performer. Thankfully NYC is pretty lax.
That said, the silver lining is that nipple pasties are an absolute central part of burlesque now and you can find everything from cheap disposables to custom made works of art
Grapefruit and navel oranges aren’t that bad. The worst ones are thin leathery peels like mandarins
Spite of all the people who want me dead or want to see me fail
I’m not even being sarcastic
We both have horns if that’s what you mean
I’m a sideshow performer, which is a nicer way of saying I am good at putting sharp objects where they don’t belong
Really it’s more about combining danger (or the perception of danger), theatrics, and dance but at its core it’s silly to talk about. I call myself a professional weirdo
Do it with a banana or a pineapple to really freak people out. Watermelons and pomegranates are also options.
Whole fruit with the skin, it’s better that way. Though I usually use a small knife to carve out the ends.
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