this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.
i’m probably baked
this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.
gee I wonder how long it will be before I can download the custom patches to get around this
the leather is incredibly durable.
kicking heroin
I mean this isn’t surprising to anybody. plenty of luxury cars stolen over here to get shipped to the middle east
yep. I used to work on a paving crew, you have to wear long pants & sleeves no matter how hot the weather because the mix is coming out of the truck at 300°F and you don’t want any molten flecks getting on your skin. 75% of the crew has partially melted boot soles, but one of their wives just showed up with a box of joe in an insulated hot bag
it’s never too hot for hot coffee
don’t listen to the people telling you to put it in rice. putting it in front of a fan will have a much better drying effect. ancient people didn’t preserve stuff by putting it in rice
this is interesting and whatnot, but during WW2, US research indicated that jellied gasoline (napalm) was a far more effective incendiary than thermite when it comes to burning wood.
somebody else’s kidney
is reusable, because it never works
diaphragms are for pussies
parachute doesn’t go between you and the ground, you go between the parachute and the ground. unless you cheaped out on the parachute
condoms
yeah, I don’t entirely understand resource hoarding after death, or accepting peer pressure from dead people. make me into cat food and coffee table decorations, or fertilizer, I don’t care
what I’d rather not is have my flesh pumped full of chemicals that make my resources unusable to the local biome for a few decades.
Futurama. used to be Dan Carlin podcasts
it kind of is
you skipped over the part where PETA was infiltrated by a spy ring paid for by Barnum & Bailey and run by the former third highest ranking member of the CIA (who had been convicted of lying to Congress), using their operatives to, among other things, do and encourage behaviors that make the organization look extreme. this allowed it to be taken over by unstable fanatics and successfully destroyed its reputation
thagomizer