Of course there will be. We are like roaches.

Oh, these kids will make their experiences whatsoever. Even helicopter parents need to do stuff from time to time and kids somehow KNOW if they are not watched, ever for a second. It might take longer to make all the experience one needs, but they will get them one way or another.

Most definitely as a baby or toddler, yes you have. And if it was not asphalt it was similar stuff like walls and such.

As soon as one has enough data and a brain developed enough one absolutely can tell the feel and taste of stuff even if not tested.

Bonus points if your a parent. Toddlers WILL force stuff in your mouth and you WILL have the chance to test the theories.

Sadly this is not true for everyone. I tried hair training for over a year and had a natural cap at like 4 days no matter what…

I had enough nice bread go bad to come up with a strategy.

Freeze half the loaf if you can. With a Toaster you can defreeze and toast at the same time. For my toaster i vary between full blast for whole grain like spelt or rye and mid/high for softer types like multigrain with more wheat, may even go lower on those soulless wheat loafs that don’t taste like anything except empty calories. Leave the rest out and it will be ready to eat the other day or next meal. I mean, the bread is stale by day 2-3 anyway so toasting it is kind of a no brainer for me.

I understand these as. “Expect unexpected shit from me at all times.”

They might be extremly sleep deprived and are forced to drive somewhere regardless (baby sick or something) or might be wrestling with a toddler and a bottle of mistery Liquid he just found somewhere on the backseat. Might also get projectile vomited at right at the moment. Both not ideal driving conditions but sometimes you gotta do shit and be somewhere, even if you really should not drive there yourself.

I take these as a fair warning to be extra alert around these vehicles. Source: have a toddler myself.

That guy has the thickest accent, which makes the song even funnier to me

ITs A MeLt [insert spongebob chicken meme here]

Uh, someone needs to generate a picture of copilot wearing clippys face badly stapeled to his face like some killer or something.