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Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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Isn’t there still one in California or’d they turn it into spiderman or something?

1st Ed AD&D players when their AC is 70: ☠️

They also touch when you just shut the hell up.

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Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.

You think that now… Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

A layer of hell unto themselves. Punishments contravening multiple human rights conventions that people pay for the privilege of being subjected to just so they can get somewhere, be dissatisfied with it and be forced to do it all again to get back home.

Hoarding wealth in greater quantities than you could ever use in order to have power over others desperate to just survive is abusive to start with. They’re probably exposed to other people with all variants of abusive tendencies and trained to believe they are better than and deserving of the suffering of others. Being raised in that environment will definitely encourage a much higher proportion of other abusive behaviors.

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Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.

Can’t even tell they’re in there by the time they’re done. Plus, the skin has more protein and nutrients than the rest of the potato. All the stuff that’s good for you is in the skin. Whole point of this recipe is you can eat them without knowing they’re even there.

He’s got no assets to seize (already seized the western assets he could) and his diplomats are a fucking liability snapping photos of our lawmakers with hookers and drugs.

His threats sound more like favors. It’s like he’s asking countries to take Russian assets and offering free blowies along with.

Boil in chunks with the skin still on. Drain and mash immediately while still way too hot with a hand masher, butter and raw egg. Stir in grated cheese and bake for 20 minutes at like 325-350.

Stage little war scenes and bespoke towns with your menagerie. Douse them in lighter fluid and video record it while you burn them down like an 8 year old with army men.

Capitalism must feed. And, if we don’t give them huge electronics landfills to search for scrap, what are our children and grandchildren going to do for work?

Fun fact: Crocs chew their chop-chop, both because they live in an aquatic environment and because they’ve got those little birds to pick at their pearly whites & keep em gleamin’.

Ever tried to clean a pizza stone? Pretty sure that magical fire is supposed to be hotter than the 400 something degrees my oven gets to in using one.

And it doesn’t set off the trap when it comes through, because why?

Describing things well, putting some thought into world building and just thinking through responses to player questions doesn’t hurt either.

Also, exactly which part of questioning the DM twice and sending a familiar in first was reckless in this scenario?

And don’t even tell me ‘maybe they scrubbed the room after each time.’ Have you ever seen a pizza stone?