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Google, fuck you and your ads too:

I heard that google is sending fake focus groups invites to males around your area. Yeah, it’s true! Someone gullible enough to drive to their facility and sit in their special google chairs. Once they sit, the chair 💺 traps them and a small machine arm approaches in between their legs, injects local anesthesia and procedes to remove the genitalia. It was a really well done Fox News report that I heard on MPR. It’s supposed to be part of alphabet’s war on cancer. They will eventually have the robots smart enough to remove only cancer cells. But yeah, for now it’s removing the whole thing. So be on the lookout for that. And ads! I hate the ads!

I want a brain update and a penis upgrade please! Yes 275Tb of ram for my penis and 6" of brain 🧠!

You wouldn’t eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let’s eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

Yeah, two months into it and they’ll be toast.

But I mean, you gotta install an app if you want that functionality. The key thing is if you do or do not have full control of that app. While you allow it freedom in your 🤳📱, is it doing stuff you are not aware of that you don’t want it to do. Like I found an app to do a sound sweep. Great, but will it go thru my contacts while I’m at work? It is going to learn about who I work with because it has blue tooth access. That’s just nefarious shitty business that should be illegal. Either tell me what it does or don’t do anything other than want you say it does. I also write my own apps for photography stuff and I wouldn’t want to have to go ask a judge if I can please use my phone for specific programming I want to do.

I gotta get employed there, but yeah similar effect.

They will have tractors that run on explosive charges I’m sure. The Ukrainians get ruzzian lemons and they’ve been making lemonade 🍋.

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I hear a class action lawsuit coming!

I just need one for that.

Come round everyone! I got a proposal! How about we buy up entire city squares, then remove all vegetation and houses, then build endless labyrinths of corridors, cubes where we can live. And elevators and stairs to reach the next level! Using an elevator is just like riding a commuter bus thru the 4th dimension! Because you start at your cube and suddenly you’re at the cube on the next block that corresponds to your cube! But see you didn’t have to travel a full block horizontally! You rode vertically!

Outlook will soon know if you’re properly dressed for work while you’re WFH in case you’re not. They will detect pink pixels on your camera. They will detect gurgling noises, thuds, clapping noises, spitting, long wave vibrations such as fun chair bouncing and short wave vibrations such as clipping your hair sounds. The future is worthless! I mean endless!

Nobody needs more google drive storage my friend. Nobody does.

Brain drain is the perfect way to end monopolies.

Yeah let’s not do that. Only in fun stupid comments.

Instead we should continue this whatever it is. Give Ukraine ammo, let them use it up. Give them so more.

We’ve seen what happens when the US goes to war to defend others. We’ve seen what happens when the US replaces leaders. Etc, many scenarios have been played already. We should just let ruzzia use up all it’s might so it can become a more equal fight.

The Ukrainians would be very proud when they finally get to live in a free country that fought against invasion and won. The ruzzians would never attack again and hopefully become productive and against war like Japan or Germany.

Ok press the start button and slowly scan your penis, asshole and testicles. First apply included wax and pull forcefully and swiftly to remove hair.

In other news, 5 kids have been jailed for possession of one barbie and 7 ken dolls. As we all know, there are unknown war applications to these sort of toys…like empathy and other sentiments.

Take it to Africa and drop all the stuff in the 🏜️ desert