Using “they” as singular. Also, referring to animals besides humans as “he,” “she,” or “they” instead of “it.”

I usually am a grammar nazi, but these are things I do very intentionally.

*Secession

Are we ready to impeach yet?

More than impeach.

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

In a galaxy far away…

Naboo was under an attack.

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the federation in

To maybe… cutting them a… little slack.

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Violife cheese for the win. Stay away from Tofutti/Daiya. Those are trash tier.

I guess it’s good that she took a Chance on him.

We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.

C’mon now, don’t be ungrateful. I mean… you made the conscious decision to be born, right?

There will soon come a time when I am only able to shop for a new car at a junkyard.

Young people understand a lot more than many adults give them credit for.