I love the thing they do in TOS where they meet some omnipotent character that can transform matter and they determine there has to be some power source the character is using.

You’re using the default port though, are you not? If the source port were not 1194, a port associated with openvpn, would wireshark still identify this as openvpn traffic?

I don’t think it’s even possible to get rid of VPNs without outright banning encryption. If I set up a VPN that uses an obscure port and the traffic is encrypted, how are they going to know it’s even a VPN?

Men did not mostly have office jobs in the 1950s and 60s.