My child

Bilbo Baggins was literally the energy in the meme

Edit: I mean literally in the non-literal sense, which is literally acceptable

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

Brian Blessed is still alive? Bah, who wants to live forever?

I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

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Microsoft again?

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab

I feel like this comic embodies the personalities of Aabria Iyengar and Brennan Lee Mulligan

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

What if you’re a little more rocaille?

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The chastity is but a service for our christian eyes, for shame did not exist in the garden of eden. Indeed, Adam did walk with that thing in full swing, for then, the gentle sway of his wangdoodle was no more a sinful offence than birds singing, nor Eve’s hooters honking, amen

well hold on now, maybe that was just trauma from being short

Oh please, Ontario is just a polite and liberal mini-USA