Throw it all in a pan for five minutes, slowly pour it into a cold bucket of coca cola to achieve a brittle pasta-like structure, add your preferred sauce (Mayonnaise, Marmite, Mustard), and serve fresh. You’ll down the whole set in half that time (not including prep of course).
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It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
Throw it all in a pan for five minutes, slowly pour it into a cold bucket of coca cola to achieve a brittle pasta-like structure, add your preferred sauce (Mayonnaise, Marmite, Mustard), and serve fresh. You’ll down the whole set in half that time (not including prep of course).
Microplastics in your blood?
Pff. AMATEUR!
Serve me that shit on a platter, a la carte, bespoke cuisine!