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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    I wear black nail polish and skirts and still get zero pussy.

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      Same. Must be because I’m a woman, smh.

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        I would think it would be easier, that being the case.

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        I mean, you get at least ONE pussy.

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        Nah plenty of women are into other women who dress like that. My SO for example.

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      Aww dude. I wear kilts every day. I don’t even own pants. I paint my nails. Rather large stretched lobes and septum piercings. When it’s colder always knee high socks with crazy designs and moccasins. Usually an unconventional hairstyle brightly colored and big beard. I’m 50. I just truly quit giving a fuck what people think when I had a major illness a while back. I get hit on a lot for an old dude. More than I ever have in my life. It’s given me crazy confidence in my old age. My wife loves it.

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        I also stopped giving a fuck what people think. It’s kind of nice. I also like being different. I like kilts too, most of the ones I see are designed to be worn at the waist which I don’t really like. Most skirts are too but they’re usually more flexible so I can wear them at the hips. I’m glad you have people who support and encourage you. I think my mom and sister are getting used to my personal style.

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          I wear kilts at my hips. Fuck convention. Hahaha.

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            Fuck yeah. I need to go kilt shopping now.

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              I want one of these so bad. I like being fancy sometimes.

              https://kiltmankilts.com/collections/tweed-vest/products/the-gaelic-gentleman-set

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                That is quite fancy. Fuck yeah man. It would go great with a pocket watch if you like those.

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      Okay, but how much dick do you get?

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        3"

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        Only dick I like is my own

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          That must hurt your back, but power to you if you can pull it off!

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            power to you if you can pull it off!

            Jesus fucking himself christ, that’s horrific

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              quietly laughing to death

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            not what i meant

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