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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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  • Petersson@feddit.org
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    That’s actually not the real German law. The actual law is called Rindfleischettiketierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz. Or short: RflEttÜAÜG. It was part of an act called Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleisch­etikettierungs­überwachungs­aufgaben­übertragungs­gesetz (RkReÜAÜG). But sadly it was abandoned in 2013. But we have a longer one, the Grundstücks­verkehrs­genehmigungs­zuständigkeits­übertragungs­verordnung (GrundVZÜV).

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      Sauron will whine about there not being enough space on the Ring for all of that so he had no choice but to shorten it but he should’ve thought about that beforehand and made a bigger ring! Ordnung muss sein!

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        Ne, der Befehl ist dass der Ring großer sein muss

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      There are few who can.

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    Ich sehe dein Rindfleischetikettierungsgesetz und kontere mit Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz!

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      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        Ein echtes Meisterwerk der Michmichkunst!

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          Ich weiß was da steht und kann’s nicht lesen wzf

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        Wundervoll!

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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      You know that Inglorious Basterds scene with the three fingers? Works with letters too.

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    “I can spell it though, albeit only with great difficulty.”

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      Roses are red

      Sky is blue

      I can pronounce Eichhörnchen

      But never could you

      • Hofmaimaier@feddit.orgOP
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        Wel I can pronounce ‘Oachkatzlschwoaf’, can you?

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          I might be better at it than you think. De Deivel is a Eichhernle.

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            I hope your throat will get better, soon.

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            Zefix!

    • bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world
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      I too can slam my head into my keyboard

      • Deestan@lemmy.world
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        Ah, the Schreiberknapfdrückenkopfknallern maneuver

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          As it was used in StarTrek when the Enterprise encountered a massive alien ship and Kirk succeeded at not fighting it.

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    Beef Labeling Act

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    Obviously an acute case of Pseudoschreibschriftleseschwäche.

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