A WIRED investigation just revealed Mark Zuckerberg’s years-long construction of a lavish, bunker-equipped sprawling compound in Hawaii.
The details:
The nearly completed Koolau Ranch spans 1,400 acres with over a dozen buildings, 30 bedrooms, off-grid power and food, helipads and underground bunkers with blast-resistant doors.
Costs eclipse $270 million — with reports of extreme NDAs muzzling hundreds of workers, lawsuits targeting landholders, and Zuckerberg reps allegedly clashing with press.
Political ties abound as the Chan/Zuckerberg donations flow, including hiring a former council chair and funding a former vice chair’s nonprofit.
While tech entrepreneurs have a history of doomsday prepping, Zuck sounds like he’s taking this Hawaiian hideaway to the next level.
These fuckers are building this world to their liking with there social shit and whatever else. And guess who is the first to run from there own creation. These fucking asscocks are the biggest fucking cowards there are.
Reminds me of that black mirror episode.
I’d ask which one but the honest answer is probably most of them.
Love, Death & Robots , S2 Ep1: “Three Robots: Exit Strategies”
First of all, bravo to the bunker building industry, to manage to sell doomsday preping to all these rich folks.
Now, from a practical standpoint, how cool it’s to have $300m laying around for your little hobby? Because that’s what this is, a hobby.
If society collapse, that Shit may buy them a couple of years tops, of a very miserable life.
They won’t Fuck scape to Mars or to a bunker. We’ll eventually eat the rich like a fucking French revolution and spend few generations cleaning the mess.
I see it as my duty to fart into every billionaire bunker air intake I come across.
If my fart you mean pump carbon monoxide then im with you, that or mustard gas.
Dude’s fucking a significant chunk of Hawaii for his hobby.
The second the shit hits the fan, the security guards are going to shoot him in the head and take over the island, and that’s if he hasn’t pissed them off enough to torture him first.
These rich fuckers see the writing on the wall, and seriously are using their means expecting to beat societal collapse. Fucked up.
This vibes like a Bond villain
They’ve been using distopian cautionary tales as a how-to guide, maybe they’ve gotten into action movies and thought “hey, that guy is just like me! Maybe I need a giant compound to keep me safe from government agents and heroes trying to give me my just desserts”
with plans for a huge underground bunker
The future was revealed
We now know where he will be hiding.
Have these fuckers not read World War Z? The rich won’t get to just hide in bunkers, they’ll get eaten just the same as the rest of us.
The few wealthy people I’ve met, not billionaires but $100+ millionaires, seem to have a limited skill set. They have “people” to do the work. I’ve always wondered how they would fair in a post-apocalyptic world?
Personally I’d rather have those people that can MacGuyver a solution out of rubber bands and mud.
All this to say that ol’ Zuck should probably hire some good ol’ boys/girls to do his work for him or he’s screwed.
Even the people who have survival skills but have grown up in modern society would struggle to survive long term in a complete break down scenario.
The people most likely to make it through?
The residents of north sentential island and other people still living a subsistence life style.
10000% agreed. Sure you are rich enough to somehow live through. Along with other Richie’s. Who actually can hunt or knows electronics and wiring? Lol
A live volcano chain is not somewhere I would build a bunker.
the probability of a zombie apocalypse AND a volcano eruption happening at the same time is probably not that high.
and as a location for a weekend house, hawaii has nice climate and is significantly closer to california than new zealand…
But it would make a great movie!
“And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death. He had come like a thief in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall. And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.”
—Masque of the Red Death
Of course he has a bunker
Wouldn’t you?
I win the lottery and have a couple hundred million to blow and “Bond Villain Lair” is like #1 on my list of shit to do.
#2 is “buy a bunch of land and surplus military equipment and play Warhammer 40k with actual tanks” and I feel like those two things fit nicely together.
I wonder how Oprah’s compares? Her’s is so large she was able to get access to a small road that cut across an island closed to the public.
A bit hyperbolic there. The road didn’t cut across an island; it went from Ulupalakua to Kihei; nearly a straight line that cut out about 30 miles of travelling. It was voted closed because idiots who lived upcountry didnt want any tourists from Kihei driving into their area. What it did was punish those who worked in the resorts but couldnt afford to live nearby. Oprah bought the road because it was offered to her when the residents voted it closed.
Tl;dr: Oprah is a piece of shit but Kula residents are bigger pieces of shit
When people start fighting each other for bits of food because climate change has made it impossible to feed 8 billion of us, the rich will camp out in their bunkers until they can move to mars.
Doesn’t climate change means that sea level is raising and most of the islands and cities near water around the world will be gone in a few years?
Even accelerated by climate change the sea lavel rise is a slow process with about 1 meter per 100 years.
I thought it is sooner 😔
It’s almost as if he was trying to hide from prying eyes… And get some… What was it again… Privacy?
Y’all need to start reading my boy Rushkoff:
https://rushkoff.com/books/survival-of-the-richest-escape-fantasies-of-the-tech-billionaires/
This sounds worth a read what is his reputation like as an author?
