In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.
Groomer.
Don’t mess with the zohan?
So they are remaking Sweeney Todd?
Tapeworm - The Musical
What about “Earworm - The Musical”
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Except it isn’t made up, and it’s a phenomenal movie.
Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)
No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.
FDR - American Badass is a pretty good movie as well as long as you go in without super high expectations.
Pedophilia: The Musical
It’s a history of the Catholic Church.
- directed by Tim Minchin
Holy shit! I’d pay to watch that.
edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church’s pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.
Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
The conservative roadmap to knowledge
Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.
Nahc just a single STOP sign reflected infinitely betweenst two mirrors
Foreign Student Art Film Marathon (subtitled version)
Excellent choice. The dubbed version, done of course by first year theater actors, would make it even worse.
Satan’s Cum Belching Anus
Edit: you made me do this
deleted by creator
Fantastic Beasts 4
Springtime for Hitler
May I take your hats, your coats, and your…… svaaaastiiiikas?
Is the premise of this one, that we see what happened to Hitler in art school and his transition to a political occupation?
The documentary film The Producers goes into great detail about the making of it.
“This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid”
Fuck I wanna watch that movie
Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.
exiting the theatre after the movie
“Man… That title was accurate. Can’t wait for the sequel!”
“Ouch! My Balls!”
Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget
Freddy Got Fingered was a masterpiece way ahead of it’s time
Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they’d love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it… and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.
They knew what they were doing.
Jesus - on ice!
An alarming number of people would say that this film renewed their faith in god. Granted, not enough people to prevent this film from being a net loss for the producers, but still. Yikes.
Jesus
On ice
Epstein Island
Could be a documentary.
Heil Honey, I’m Home
