The one on the left has the potential to be whatever I want it to be. The one in the right looks like a tasty mess.
a tasty mess
Ah, the best kind of people
If you want to be polytato you need everyone to be informed of the nature of things before hand. It’s hard work to make sure everything stays in bounds. Obviously with more people comes more complexity.
If someone signed up for a burger and fries special and there was suddenly poutine, they will be rightfully pissed.
That said, people change, and discover hidden parts of themselves all the time. Just be an adult and have a rational conversation when the time comes. Feelings may be hurt but better to do it in a civil manner.
Consider reading The Ethical Slut if you’re interested in the lifestyle.
You can’t compete with a twice baked bitch.
Well the one on the right is loaded
That is concerning… The friend looks like she may have a serious cholesterol problem! They should be worried, she should see a doctor!
Wait till you see his ex… (she comes on a plate)
Are the potatoes okay?
The potatoes are most certainly not okay.
I am more than capable of loving you both gastically.