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“The only “people” moving to Texas are tax mules and corpo scumbags”
Or in my brother’s case, following an ex wife who decided to marry someone from Texas and move there with the kids. Sometimes moving is cheaper and less complicated than legal battles with a parent you still have to work with for another 10 years.
The clock is ticking though. As soon as the youngest graduates high school they’re getting the hell out of there.
Don’t worry. Unless your penis is prehensile, I doubt you’ll get the proper angle and pressure to accomplish this assist.
That said, a good bidet is far more effective. 💩