Going literally shitty on this one. This will probably also be a decent survey of lemmy’s demographics; every man I’ve shared this with reacts in abject terror while all the women who didn’t know you can do this look like a divine revelation had struck them. 🤣
Uhm.
Hmmm. This certainly doesn’t benefit me. And the fact that I have something else much larger and potentially more forceful than a thumb has now given me anxiety about doing this unintentionally.
Don’t worry. Unless your penis is prehensile, I doubt you’ll get the proper angle and pressure to accomplish this assist.
That said, a good bidet is far more effective. 💩
Enamizer 3000
Just don’t try to poke it back in.
This needs a content warning; you’re giving me flashbacks to shit-dildoing meme.