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Cake day: July 19th, 2023

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  • Ulvain@sh.itjust.workstolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldShit...
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    3 months ago

    This thread is focusing on whether he’s right, even while being a shithead. The problem IMO is not whether he’s right or not, it’s what his ‘plans’ are if the world moves in the direction he starts nudging. Guy’s a psycho edgelord pro-fascist with Bond villain tendencies, but he’s surfed on trends to carve monopolies before… Idk
















  • Align the two apples so they’re off center to one another. One has 2/3 on the outside to the left, 1/3 to the right, the other 2/3 to the outside to the right, 1/3 to the left.

    Bird’s eye view, the single line cutting both apples will leave us with the left 2/3 of the first apple and the right 2/3 of the second, and a third portions made of 2 thirds, or another 2/3 of an apple.

    One cut, 2 apples, 3 equal portions.



  • And by the power of the sauce, the cheese, and the Holy meatballs.

    He who claims His finely powdered Romano cheese smells like feet, may he be stricken.

    He who splashes His the holiest of rosé sauce on a white tablecloth, may he be stricken.

    He who cuts His holy fettuccine instead of twirling them with a spoon, as the chosen have done, as their forefathers before them, may he be stricken.

    R’amen.