Source?

Why not just cronch up a whole bar?

You will have the most prosperous poop of all time. You, yourself, will remain normal.

Bar or liquid?

Hey I need that thing :(

Hey, I said inedible.

I think being an ant or some other kind of eusocial insect would be interesting. Not the most peaceful existence out there, but definitely an interesting one.

The mascot of Lemmy is a lemming, not a lemur.

Does the job also involve supervising their child slaves?

Yeah. You can either eat them (like those candy necklaces if you know what I’m talking about) or wear them, which seem preetty uncomfortable as well as unhygienic.

Finland, yep. Either some K- or S-market, I forgot. Never seen anything like that before either.

Doesn’t help, it’s broken because the kind of big bump cameras on newer phones break so easily.

Yoo Seurasaari mentioned!!

Not very cool, but I give you: candy underwear.

Wait, what post?

Soo… Does that mean you’re gonna give birth by coughing or vomiting up the baby?

You can pry em dashes out of my cold, dead hands.

you can say bad words here

Neurotypical people are just as capable of being evil dicks as all the people who are lumped together as having the ‘evil demon bad person disorder’. Selfish people aren’t narcissists. Cruel people aren’t psyhopaths.

Children should be treated as human beings and deserve autonomy.

“I don’t like how it looks”, “it scares me” or “it’s annoying” aren’t a good enough reasons to kill an animal. No, not even that one.