Keep that bar low, cupcake. It’s working out great for ya so far. 😚
Keep that bar low, cupcake. It’s working out great for ya so far. 😚
Canada geese*
(“Canadian geese” would be any geese from Canada.)
Because, as I’ve already stated above: Heaven’s existence is inherently predicated on the knowledge of “sin”, and therefore a soul-themed credit score. Rhymes with “karma”, maybe. Who knows? Any way you spice it, credit makes heaven — that is, if innumerable denominations, et al, are any proof of. 🤷🏽♂️
Do we have a ‘best of’ around here yet? 'Cause, damn. I’m in.
Not to mention that those tryhards going full weeboo on gatekeeping are ignoring various other “heretical” facts of sushi’s founding people, like: it’s fine to add just about anything you feel like to it. Oh, is krab™ in poor taste? What about ice cream? Snack chips? I mean, FFS, the Japanese have built a global reputation for taking a concept and improving on its efficiency or efficacy or both, all the while these scrote-bearded trogs are pinching their puds to dreams of katanas and isekai redemption. 🤪
You know it does. Where do you think “virginity” was invented? Hell is where the parties’re at and there’s no inherent need for a currency system in that dynamic. Heaven, on the other hand, is founded on an imaginary and largely arbitrary credit system. Ergo, money exists there.
The fact that the reply used “hieroglyphics” and cats have been pulling this shit longer ago than those were used as written language… And said poster’s argument was that “someday” that wouldn’t be the case?
Have they met a fucking cat?!
I guess you didn’t read the news?
So is John Mulaney. Again. Yass.
MJ still didn’t like the purple skin bit, but seemed to pick up a bit of the aboriginal attributes along the way? I kinda like it, actually.
Ohgods, I’m dyin’ heeya, 🤣🤘🏽
Feminine hips and high waist?
It would sound an awful lot like the high seas, methinks.
Oh, and also, it’s only “illegal” because they have the money.
See: wage theft
Ragnarok
“… should the mead arise.”
Maybe, go for a walk? 🥹
Might go for a walk!
Yeah, that tracks — considering it’s actually a duck. 🤪