I once actually thought that when movies and shows were developing, I thought that they were being made within the year of their release date. I didn’t know that these projects were sometimes done in advance or took years to make.

That when ‘Commercial Breaks’ happened during shows, I thought they meant that the actors needed a break before resuming. Not realizing that episodes are already made and commercials just interrupt things to just sell you shit.

When I learned food and drinks were energy for your body, I actually thought that when I got sleepy or tired, I just needed to drink or eat something. Not realizing that it wouldn’t have mattered.

  • TerranFenrir@lemmy.caEnglish
    20·
    25 days ago
    • I thought all women had balls.
    • Testicles act as urine tanks.
    • Sex is a procedure done in a hospital, under the supervision of doctors. A couple goes to a hospital to perform sex when they plan on having a baby.
    • Penetrative sex involves parting butt cheeks and “dropping the penis in”. This was my first wet dream lmfao, where I was “dropping my dick” in a hot friend. Except, the friend was a boy and so was I.
    • Thinking I was straight.

    (Clearly, I got access to porn quite late, and sex Ed didn’t exist at school or home)

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      4·
      24 days ago

      This reminds me of how when I first learned about bottom surgery at 5 or so, I thought that you’d get someone who wants a penis and someone who wants a vulva, cut off their genitalia and then just swap it. Another thing is that I thought surgeons used scissors, not scalpels, to cut into their patients.