What do they sell?
The shop has one of those penny flattener machines but it leaves the surface completely blank when it’s done.
“The Void Stared Back!” Tshirts and bumper stickers.
“I stared into the void and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
nothing
Literally boxes full of nothing so you can take a piece of the void with you when you leave.
Temporarily out of stock
What sizes are they in?
void samples
Souvenir keychains with everyone else’s name but yours.
My unending soul-sucking void is also named Bort.
Towels
segmentation fault (core dumped)I visited the public static void and returned with nothing but deprecative looks.
A bungee rope to try it out.
Void gift cards
Oooh and branded void cheques!
Single socks
Snow globes with no snow.
Postcards that say “wish you were here!”
Broken warranty seal stickers
Copies of the twilight zone and books on multi-dimensional theory such as imagining the 10 dimensions
Void and time crystals obviously. And novelty portable holes by acme
L’appel du Vide mugs
